what is a girl to do when she discovers that none of her trousers fit her anymore?

a) fall to the floor sobbing and have an identity crisis?

b) go out the next day and buy 5 pairs of trousers the next size up?

c) curse herself and stop eating butter?

d) go buy a 500euro gym membership and no new trousers for the next six months?

e) go running in the gale-force wind & rain at 6am for the next six weeks?

It’s a tricky one, I know. My current options have been a), followed most likely by a conciliatory trouser purchase tomorrow, and a little bit of c) thrown in. The smart thing would be to stop eating fatty foods and to start running again. Ireland is not the most health-friendly place to live, let me tell you.

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